Susan VanPatten bingo card

Jared

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Nana finds out the VRBO hosts are lesbians
Papa says “Simmer down Suze”
Nana says she shouldn’t eat ice cream, but eats it anyways
Papa says, “It’s a beautiful day.”
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Nana opens the windows to cool down the house at night
Nana gives us an update on Moses
Nana says that Jared never texts her back
Nana invites you to stay with them in Florida or Michigan
Nana throws shade at non-attendees
Nana talks about people in Florida as if we know them
Nana talks about how much water she drinks a day
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Nana eats an apple and considers it a full meal
Papa uses the Donald Duck voice
Nana hypocritical about open communication
Nana tries praying someone else into submission
References a person in a story and uses 4 people to explain who they are
Papa forgets his hearing aids so he doesn’t have to listen to Nana
Papa says warsher
Nana gives everyone child size servings
Nana doubles down, is proven wrong
Papa or Nana calls Riley “Jared”
Papa calls Drew “Leroy”
Papa calls Jared “Joe Schmoe”

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